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Working Demotivational Poster


TAGS: working men exercise plan humor
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

dy2012 - July 8, 2013, 2:27 am
Six-Pack Lions!
lgvernon - June 29, 2013, 11:39 pm

Oh, yes. Lived and worked on the border for many years.
EmilioDumphque - June 29, 2013, 11:22 pm
Have you ever shaken the hand of a Mexican worker? It's like shaking hands with a stone!
lgvernon - June 29, 2013, 7:40 pm

Thanks, Mao! Of course, my over-active imagination pictured these two leaning onto an ELECTRIC fence~~(BG)
Reality Lord - June 29, 2013, 4:45 pm

maoworks2 - June 29, 2013, 2:18 pm
This One Is Good, I Gotta Try That LOL.


TAGS: working as a team makin the coffee
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Airman

R.S.Jake - May 11, 2010, 10:32 am
Well, at least the Mod Lights don't have to do the dishes! Oh, wait, you're talking about the executive kitchen aren't you? I was wondering about that, our 'kitchen' is just a bucket next to the Port-o-let. 5 smelly cups!
Airman - May 11, 2010, 10:30 am
of course it's David Thorne. I meant to put a nod in the tag line, but I did this at the end of the work day, and it took forever to change the names plus I rushed at the end. But it achieved its purpose..you chuckled, and I laffed making it. Too long tho
Anything - May 10, 2010, 9:28 pm
Because it IS a david thorne email. With the names changed.
Claire - May 10, 2010, 9:02 pm
This is GENIUS. It reminds me of a David Thorne email.
rerun - May 10, 2010, 8:08 pm

up youres Iconclast, I am going to drink herbal tea in a disposable cup....the kitches is a sty anyway......sorry Iconoclast, this decaf herbal crap is giving me the shakes...I really didn't mean to go off on you like that.
Iconoclast - May 10, 2010, 7:58 pm
Come on, Mods, be reasonable. TOC only asked that she not have to do the dishes. Sounds reasonable since she is probably busy making sammichs for all of you.
pzykosiz - May 10, 2010, 7:57 pm
is this a normal day in the motifake offices?
thatonechick - May 10, 2010, 7:36 pm
I ain't washin them coffee cups. :x
redhdsrbst - May 10, 2010, 7:33 pm
LoL .. I think "Whatever" is a codeword .. Anyone got the translation XDXD
Anything - May 10, 2010, 7:25 pm
Well, this lacks originality... But i 5l'd because it made me chuckle a lil bit.

RARE VIEW - A rarely seen picture of the inside of an actual Can-O-Whoopass

TAGS: k9 canine police dog bite mwd military working dog
Rating: 2.82/5

More motifakes by poundz9oh9

rerun - March 5, 2010, 7:17 pm

The original poster with this TEXT is on the refrigerator at my office
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 3:24 pm
I wondered if anyone would catch this one... Logic's was perfect. What this one lacks in originality, it makes up for in creative impotence.
MrRandom - March 5, 2010, 3:21 pm
A rare rip off of another motifakes complete text.

HANG IN THERE - Retirement is only 30 years away!



THE WORKING TITLE - was 'The, Good, The Bad & The Ugly' but aparently Oprah wasn't available !!


TAGS: jesus day mary magdeline is a working girl
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

GreyScorpion - December 9, 2009, 3:24 pm
thanks spacedog
spacedog - December 9, 2009, 3:22 pm
Nice work GS, 5Ls.
GreyScorpion - December 9, 2009, 3:20 pm
@Fatt Matt, excellent Cliff Notes version. works for me :)
CANADA - December 9, 2009, 3:16 pm
Makes sence now
Fatt Matt - December 9, 2009, 3:15 pm
I'll Grey do the real explanation if he wants. But that is all I can think of - Mary Magdeline was Jesus' whore girlfriend and the pic looks like she's about to smoke some holy pole.
CANADA - December 9, 2009, 3:12 pm
IDK, I've never been to church or read the bible or anything like that
CANADA - December 9, 2009, 3:11 pm
Fatt Matt - December 9, 2009, 3:09 pm
Mary was a whore...?
CANADA - December 9, 2009, 3:03 pm
I dont get this?


Mornight -

TAGS: deflicted definitions mornight working night shift what day is it
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

mizzdizz - July 29, 2015, 2:09 am
LOL! Especially the confusion over what day it is! 5 lol lions!
Silverheart - July 29, 2015, 1:43 am

This is the first of a series of posters; Deflicted Definitions - words that should be words.
GaryO - July 29, 2015, 12:01 am
fav too btw
GaryO - July 29, 2015, 12:00 am
so been there...FriSat: stumbling around mumbling until waking up at 7-11 near the coffee station...then...off we go

TRUTH - Yes, some people claim to enjoy exercise. But then, some people claim to have been abducted by aliens too.

TAGS: working out
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by 50cal

50cal - September 15, 2010, 8:00 pm
Absolutely, sitting down watching the game with beer, chili and chips sounds so much better the going on a run.
Faceplant31 - September 15, 2010, 3:41 pm
Too true, i mean who the eff says that running is fun?!


TAGS: networking sister friends
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

M0rd3kaI - March 30, 2012, 7:33 pm
For the record, I was referring to Rerun's last post when saying "Nope, but hey, I know a nice lil' recipe from the sunny shores of South Africa... Black strong coffee + Brandy"
M0rd3kaI - March 30, 2012, 7:30 pm
Nope, but hey, I know a nice lil' recipe from the sunny shores of South Africa... Black strong coffee + Brandy... 5poodles
rerun - May 13, 2009, 7:27 pm

one more beer stop on the way...I heard they don't serve cold beverages where we are going
BoneCD - May 13, 2009, 7:45 am
Don't worry ReRun...I'm drive'n
rerun - May 13, 2009, 6:46 am

save me a seat on the bus.
MustyK - May 13, 2009, 5:58 am
You & Me both LogicDude, I'll save you a good seat !!
LogicDude - April 15, 2009, 2:52 pm
I laughed WAY too hard at that...looks like it's straight to hell for me!
TigerKid - March 1, 2009, 12:27 am
HA...I've never seen a stick figure take it's underwear off



The Note -




MICHAEL JACKSON - He's now working at my local 7/11

TAGS: michael jackson 7 11 working
Rating: 1.86/5

More motifakes by MustyK

Derek - February 1, 2010, 11:20 pm
...along with Elvis



RETIREMENT - 65 years seems just right when you've been working for 57.

TAGS: child labor china retirement working
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by kyleman79

EmilioDumphque - January 26, 2012, 2:08 am
Wow! I've never seen THAT flag lookin' so good! Whoever painted that must have loved it.

THE MOTIFAKE DATACENTER - Mr. Motifake has been upgrading a lot and for good reason!

IRONWORKING - not for the faint of heart

TAGS: ironworking skyscraper working
Rating: 3.1/5

More motifakes by blackoakboy

GreyScorpion - May 25, 2010, 9:52 am
103490, last week

LIKE RAIN TO A RAIN GUAGE - Working On The Text To A Poster Can Be Like Trying To Put 10 gallons Of Water In A 5 Gallon Bucket


Time -

TAGS: procrastinators working with no time
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Pagong

EmilioDumphque - June 6, 2013, 4:16 am
When you're creative, the inspiration always takes the longest. That's why you practice your "craft" so you can speed to the finish line when time is about to run out.

my Meds... -

TAGS: meds working
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by chickenlittle

chickenlittle - September 14, 2013, 10:31 pm
I've always been told to fill the bathtub after an earthquake just as an emergency back up if the water supply becomes tainted..
lgvernon - September 14, 2013, 10:29 pm

Power's on, storm's gone. Salsa's still not canned.I'll do it tomorrow.
lgvernon - September 14, 2013, 10:28 pm

Power out doesn't bother me. We lived 8 miles from the nearest neighbor and 80 miles from town w/o electricity at one time, so we are well-prepared, except for the water pump. We keep bottled water and there is always the water heater~
chickenlittle - September 14, 2013, 9:30 pm
I hope your house stays dry and power comes back on soon! We had a 20 hr power outage last week, I know it's not fun.
lgvernon - September 14, 2013, 7:37 pm

We wait until it's over.
lgvernon - September 14, 2013, 7:36 pm

Had to give my dog a pill, the thunder is so bad. Scares the bejeebles out of her. The other one couldn't care less. I have about 40 QTS of salsa to can, but no water til power comes back on. Even so, won't use the pump as long as their is lightning. So,
lgvernon - September 14, 2013, 7:33 pm

We are in Wyoming, east of Cheyenne. About 90 miles from Denver. They are getting the same thing we are. Very bad down there. Many unaccounted for. Nat'l Guard on scene. Here it's ugly but not on that scale.
chickenlittle - September 14, 2013, 7:14 pm
Oh yikes LG, are you in Colorado?? Been watching it on the news. Hang in there, it has to run out of steam at some point...!
lgvernon - September 14, 2013, 7:00 pm

Wish I had some! Power out. This from my phone. UNBELIEVABLE rain, hail. Pastures and ditches underwater. So far, house is dry.

Stranger Danger -

Women And Men -

TAGS: women vs men working watching tv
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - July 22, 2013, 1:56 am
Graciously accepted Mr. Gary.
GaryO - July 21, 2013, 9:55 am
I’m partial to the term ‘innovative’. Very few wimin are as innovative as me. I mean, show me a woman that has a grabber sittin’ within arm’s length of their lazygirl. 5 Lazy Loitering Lethargic Leonine Lionesses


PERSPECTIVE - Do not call any work menial until you have watched a proud person do it.

TAGS: working
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by Double

Roadkill - May 21, 2010, 1:40 am
Nicely put, with a perfect picture.
GreyScorpion - April 26, 2010, 6:44 pm
props to you...5L

MEN WORKING - Women are just more Competent... justsay'n you never see a sign saying... Danger Women Working

TAGS: men working competent women sign
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by Ism

Oiler - January 15, 2013, 12:11 pm
Kitchens can be very dangerous, there is just nowhere to hang a sign.
mariand - January 13, 2013, 1:04 pm
oh, show me a woman working in a dangerous place...

MR. M - we could have a site where people can post funny de-motivational posters and it won't take up any of my time

SOOOOOO LOOOOOOONELYYYY..... - Everyone is at work, working... I'm all alone at motifake... Alone, Bored, Lonely.

TAGS: all alone on motifake while bored at work and damn if i m working on a friday
Rating: 3.8/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

Faceplant31 - March 19, 2010, 2:54 pm
I hate when this happens. Sheesh people dontcha know motifake is your job!
Claire - March 19, 2010, 2:18 pm
I understand how you feel.


TAGS: get those brain cells working say it fast
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by Airman

Anonymous2 - June 23, 2010, 11:10 pm
It took me a while to figure all of them out. I remember when GAMES magazine did something similar.
just me - June 23, 2010, 4:35 pm
1492 Sailed The Ocean Blue
corneredbadger - June 23, 2010, 4:04 pm
i got em all but 10. cant figure it out for the life of me
just me - June 23, 2010, 1:58 pm
Very Well Done. I got them!!
Airman - June 23, 2010, 1:55 pm
that's about how many I got too..
Faceplant31 - June 23, 2010, 1:45 pm
I got like 4 or 5 of these. Nice poster Air.


ORIGINAL WORKING TITLE - 'Star Trek III: The Search for More Money'

TAGS: original working title star trek
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by cj29

Timmah - May 30, 2010, 2:29 pm
Stolen from spaceballs!

That Face -

TAGS: face shift working morning night
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - February 23, 2015, 2:58 pm
Thanks Jesus
MissPriss - February 23, 2015, 2:48 pm
Thanks me lord and it's heading over there.
JesusWept - February 23, 2015, 7:08 am
Well done, Missy! And congrats. L L L L L
Reality Lord - February 23, 2015, 6:43 am

did it for years...summed it up perfectly. shivers?

Work Out -

TAGS: working out cardio driving radio
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

mizzdizz - December 10, 2014, 10:22 pm
If my partner at the time had been flashing, you would have noticed... Oh yeah!!! He was F-I-N-E!!!!!!! LOL!
MissPriss - December 9, 2014, 11:51 pm
I don't care what you're flashing when you're on the highway...I'm usually driving too fast to notice!
mizzdizz - December 8, 2014, 5:23 am
I was the large white thing with those annoying flashing red lights on top with a rolling bed the back commonly mistaken for a taxi, Bandaid Application Distribution And Supply Service! B. A. D. A. S. S. LOL!
MissPriss - December 7, 2014, 8:13 pm
Sooo, it was you causing all those long 4 lane traffic jams! Bad girl!
MissPriss - December 7, 2014, 8:11 pm
9mm, a little too heavy. I carry a nice oak baseball bat behind my seat!
MissPriss - December 7, 2014, 8:09 pm
Huh...guess I burn 5 times more when I turn all 5 fingers into a fist...teehee.
mizzdizz - December 7, 2014, 5:48 pm
Lived in L.A. when that was a problem on the freeways---How does an Angeleno commit suicide? Drive to work. There were more jokes. Stress = humor, really dark sick humor! At least driving to work wasn't boring! LOL!
Thedge - December 7, 2014, 2:55 pm
Ahh... the number one driver salutation. Number two, some idiot paying homage with a return salute, via 9mm. Stupidity. More dangerous than global warming.
mizzdizz - December 6, 2014, 11:43 pm
I burn lots of calories when I drive---I exercise my middle finger!

Motifaking -

TAGS: motifaking comparison easy master bating better ideas working it
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - September 12, 2015, 10:24 am
It's a pleasure making my posters...especially the good ones teehee. Thanks 'cern.
concern3 - September 12, 2015, 4:29 am
A 5er, you naughty naughty little girl
Greeny - September 11, 2015, 9:04 pm
MissPriss - September 11, 2015, 4:08 pm
Wow, I've seen more adult orientated on safe side of late. Had I known this was going plus I would of used my original wording lol
MissPriss - September 11, 2015, 4:06 pm
Motifaking needs a warning: prone to developing long term and sometimes fatal addiction and lifetime membership conditions apply. Love when my work is Jesus approved...thanks.
JesusWept - September 11, 2015, 3:48 pm
Yep, that's the way to do it. L L L L L

Complaints Department -

TAGS: santa easter bunny working turf complaint department rivalries
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - April 8, 2015, 2:05 pm
Yep and last I heard he's making posters here at Motifake under the alias of rerun. I'm sooo sorry rerun, but, oh hell...bahaha. Thanks for the 5 dizz.
mizzdizz - April 7, 2015, 8:42 am
The economy has even got Santa doing all kinds of odd jobs during the off season! LOL! 5L!

I hate working weekends. -

No save points either -

TAGS: august 26th calendar theme ctrl z isnt working
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

JesusWept - August 26, 2017, 2:02 pm
Nice one ^^^^^Up

Working For A Living -

Here I Come!!! -